Mechanical Engineers

[niterider56]

Bubba and Ray (Texas A&M Mechanical Engineers) are standing at the base of a flag pole, looking up.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
"We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole", said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosend a few bolts and laid the pole down. She took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, anounced, "Eighteen feet, six inches." , and walked away.
Ray shook his head and laughed, "Ain't that just like a woman? We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"
Bubba and Ray are currently doing government work supervising the reconstruction of the New Orleans levees.

[OlBlue]

Well, what do you expect from a couple of Aggies.

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[atomross13]

its a wonder a Mechanical Engineer knows what height and length are.  ;)

[atomross13]

And it should be Geotechnical Engineers working for the government that supervise the building of the levees. What are you trying to do take away my job????