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[Tech]

[quote]It is against the law to whale hunt in Oklahoma[/quote]

That's to protect the spandex queens at WalMart.  :rotf:

[php007]

DC Maximus are great tasting cigars.

[niterider56]

A 2006 study found that the average American walks about 900 miles per year.
Another study found that Americans drink an average of 22 gallons of beer per year.

That means, on average, Americans get approximately 41 miles per gallon.
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[Land Rover]

[quote author=Tech link=topic=145.msg3385#msg3385 date=1177443061]
That's to protect the spandex queens at WalMart.   :rotf:
[/quote]

I was thinking the same thing

[cbandito]

Lions in Africa copulate an average of 200 times per day.

No wonder Marlin Perkins feels the need to shoot them with tranquilizers(otherwise they are too much of a pain in the ass for him).  :boty:

[cbandito]

sperm whales are attracted to seamen. 
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[Tech]

Radioactive

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[cbandito]

and gay seamen

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You really can tell before they're born.

[atomross13]

trying to read or post onthis board using a pda is hard on your eyes

[pine2play]

[quote author=Tech link=topic=145.msg3385#msg3385 date=1177443061]
That's to protect the spandex queens at WalMart.  :rotf:
[/quote]


oh-does that mean the 300lb. of :boty: in the 150lb. sack?

The "corner" in Winslow AZ burned down a couple of years ago, at least the building that was there.