Important research

[niterider56]

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would
have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found
in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop. However, we do not run
that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, BEER or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification  process of boiling,
filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop
Beer = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink beer and talk stupid, than to drink water
and be full of shit.
There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as
a public service.

[OlBlue]

:cheers:

:beer: :beer: :beer:

[froglicker77]

:cheers:

[BigSlick]

:beer:  WOOHOO!!

[anacostiakat]

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

"In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

-Cliff Claven :beer:

[Billsmokin]

Gooooood news, Gooooood news!!! :beer: :beer: :beer:

[SRex]

I've heard of "beer muscles", "beer goggles", "liquid courage", etc, but never "Beer brains".

Experience tells me that beer [glow=green,2,500]brains[/glow] are only an optical dillusion.  :P

[Land Rover]

[quote author=anacostiakat link=topic=132.msg2839#msg2839 date=1177089834]
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

"In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

-Cliff Claven :beer:

[/quote]

Quality statement

[Rooster]

agree, that's some sound logic, there!!
:nana: :nana: :nana: :nana: :nana::beer: :beer: :beer: :bigup: :bangin: :bangin: :clap: :cheers:

[atomross13]

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