were sitting on the front porch in their rockers.
Grandma hauled off and knocked grandpa out his rocker and down on the porch with the hounds.
Grandpa asked her: "Why did you go and do that fer?".
Grandma answered: "That was for all the years of bad loving!".
Grandpa got up, thought a while and hauled off and knocked grandma out her rocker and down with the hounds on the porch.
Grandma asked him: "Now why did you go and do that for?.
Grandpa smiled and said: "That was for knowing the difference!"
Grandpa and Grandma
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niterider56
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Re: Grandpa and Grandma
good one :clap:
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in
sideways, cigar in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used
up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in
sideways, cigar in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used
up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
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atomross13
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froglicker77
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Re: Grandpa and Grandma
Niccceeee!!! :nana: :nana: :nana: :nana: :nana: :nana: :nana: :popcorn: