GRANDPA ON THE PORCH
A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his
grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a
shirt, with nothing on from the waist down.
"Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in the wind for
everyone to see!" he exclaimed.
The old man looked off in the distance without answering.
"Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on
below the waist?" he asked again.
The old man slowly looked at him and said,
"Well...last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a
stiff neck. .. .This is your grandma's idea."
Grandpa
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niterider56
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Grandpa
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in
sideways, cigar in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used
up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in
sideways, cigar in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used
up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
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terrantheman
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niterider56
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Re: Grandpa
Olblue with that groan it sounds like this has happened to you. ;)
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in
sideways, cigar in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used
up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in
sideways, cigar in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used
up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
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OlBlue
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Re: Grandpa
er.. umm.. I was just getting out of my chair... disregard last...