New brand of wine

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niterider56
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New brand of wine

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WALMART announced that, on March 1, 2007, it will begin offering customers a new discount item - WALMART's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2- $5 range.

Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of WALMART brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for inexpensive wine," said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at University of Arkansas , Bentonville. She said: "But the right name is important."

Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the WALMART wine brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:

10. Chateau Traileur Parc

9. White Trashfindel

8. Big Red Gulp

7. World Championship Riesling

6. NASCARbernet

5. Chef Boyardeaux

4. Peanut Noir

3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar

2. Grape Expectations

1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of WALMART wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in
sideways, cigar in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used
up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
OlBlue
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Re: New brand of wine

Post by OlBlue »

WHat, no Wally World White?
Land Rover
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Re: New brand of wine

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Crack whore cabernet
Watch out for them
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Re: New brand of wine

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Teeth-no grigio
froglicker77
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Re: New brand of wine

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atomross13
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Re: New brand of wine

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red noir neck
Eat, Drink, Smoke, ...... and be Happy :)
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Re: New brand of wine

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Mullet Merlot
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Re: New brand of wine

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Mullet Merlot
Covered Gunt Gewurztraminer

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atomross13
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Re: New brand of wine

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and don't forget their new wine cooler;

Buba & Junior
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Land Rover
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Re: New brand of wine

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[quote author=atomross13 link=topic=105.msg2064#msg2064 date=1176674348]
and don't forget their new wine cooler;

Buba & Junior
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Junior is for the little ones
Watch out for them
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