Observation from the grocery store checkout line...

[WadeFillingame]

many yrs ago I noted to my wife that I could not remember the last time that at least one tabloid in the checkout line didn't have a minimum of one picture of either Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, or Jennifer Anniston on the cover.

I seriously believe this has been the case for at least 6 or 7 yrs.  :bla:


Well people I am here to announce that in my last two trips to the grocery store there is not one picture of the above named 3 people.  Every thing is plastered with the king of bad plastic surgery.  Thank you MJ, for croaking and giving those poor tabloid writers some sorta new material.  :bigup:

On another note, who is the goofy looking guy named Jon that I've been noticing on the covers?  I'm not interested enough to pick one up and look, but if I don't have a clue who he is (admittedly I don't watch TV, don't even have cable in the house) how can he be "interesting" enough to get on the front page?  Surely there are some tin foil wrapped aliens or a lock of Brittney's hair somewhere that is more interesting that this goofy looking cat. 

[bungpipe]

Nice observation!


BUT!!!!!!!!


You forgot Oprah! and she is skinny again :popcorn:

[Azoetia]

Got me, I have no idea who Jon is either.

Seems as if MJ's pictures will surely fill the "goofy looking" picture quota for a while too. 

Apparently the "devil's face in the clouds" hasn't manifested itself again.  Shocking  ;D

[Paragon]

I had to ask who Jon was too. His wife is a giant cunt, so they are getting divorced. She took a load of fertility kids and had a litter of 6. This was before the skank that did the same thing and had 8.

[sig 111]

My condolences & prayers sent to Jon..... :tears:

[ivo]

  You combined two cunts, Paragon.  The one that had 8 is octomom, the welfare riding *insert expletive here* that not only had octuplets, but also had 6 other kids, all through IVF- apparently, she couldn't find a man willing to father kids with her- go figure.  Add it up, 14 kids on public assistance is(probably a  conservative estimate) I don't know, 10-20k a month? She is the [u]ultimate[/u] pariah.  >:(  Seriously, if she doesn't define narcissism, I don't know what does.

  The Jon thing- That's Jon and Kate Plus 8.  They had twins, then sextuplets, all through some kind of fertility treatment.  Then they got a reality tv show.  Now they're getting a divorce.  And somehow, people are interested in their lives.  Not that I watch the crap.  They all make great fodder for talk radio. 

  Anyway, just my .02 

[jb]

All those reality shows about "peoples lives" are a steaming pile of crap.

[WadeFillingame]

makes me glad I don't have TV access in my house.

[ivo]

Okay- I have one-  ONE - sin to confess.  I enjoy watching one reality TV show.  Cheaters.  That train wreck is fucking hilarious.  I could watch 3 or four episodes back to back, its that funny.  But that's it.    :-[