A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mither, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
The shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?"
She, in turn blushes, rocks back on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit."
Another joke
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niterider56
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Another joke
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in
sideways, cigar in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used
up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in
sideways, cigar in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used
up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
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opusXmarco
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terrantheman
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Re: Another joke
To funny, thanks for the laugh :rotf: :rotf: :clap: :clap:
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Land Rover
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