How much crap can Hollywood sell

[NIZZLE]

Can't we just all.get along? Jesus!

[Hollywood79]

Taps could use some friends do we have any volunteers? I'll even throw in some of my garage sale stuff, free lighter and knife for taps rent-a-friend service

[Hollywood79]

No need to bring your mom into this, show some class

[hp123]

Best. Thread. Here.

[kingcohiba]

I have to disagree that this is the best thread here. For such a young thread it's got some funny stuff for sure. But I much prefer the douchebag thread! Voting ended December 20th and it's still going strong! Lol

[hp123]

I'd be willing to bet if we could vote same poll for Hollywood it would make Taps look like a saint!

[UBB]

I'd take that bet. :rotf:

[quote author=hp123 link=topic=31591.msg134553#msg134553 date=1421031684]
I'd be willing to bet if we could vote same poll for Hollywood it would make Taps look like a saint!
[/quote]

[kingcohiba]

[quote author=UBB link=topic=31591.msg134557#msg134557 date=1421032365]
I'd take that bet. :rotf:

[/quote]

Me too. Haha

[UBB]

I'm not the one who likes to put things in my butt. According to your buddy in the shout box you are. :rotf:

[quote]20:02:25) UBB: Does Taps like to put things in his butt?
(20:10:34) CasualGentleman: HAHAHAHHAHA​HAHAHAHAHAHH​A
(20:42:23) Cohim: Heck yea he does. Where do you think he keeps all that pappy?
[/quote]
[quote author=Taps86 link=topic=31591.msg134559#msg134559 date=1421034133]
You would also take it in the Ass! So in the end your word means shit!
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[kingcohiba]

[quote author=Taps86 link=topic=31591.msg134560#msg134560 date=1421034209]
I know princess Cohiba will take the bet. Lol.

Seriously who the fuck signs up on a message board and says there the king of cohibas.

What a fucking tool!
[/quote]

LOL!

OK taps. I'm going to tell you how my name come about. Back before I even knew what a cigar forum was (late 90s),there was a girl who I ran around with who liked to go cigar shopping with me. Back when macanudos and cohiba red dot were cool. Anyway, I used to like those little red dot pequenos for a short smoke. So she started calling me king cohiba and she was queen cohiba.

Cheesy? Yes! Gay? Absolutely! But it is what it is. I've been king cohiba probably before you ever touched a real cigar man.

I just wish that it was my name because I was swimming in cohibas!

How did you get your name? Did mommy have you in tap dancing lessons?