Another joke
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:45 pm
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mither, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
The shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?"
She, in turn blushes, rocks back on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit."
The shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?"
She, in turn blushes, rocks back on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit."