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[color=red]Ok, seems you didn't get the message.[/color]  [url=http://www.onlinehumidor.com/forum/index.php?topic=8646.msg46978#msg46978]I made a polite warning in this thread.[/url]

[color=red]I'm not California, you don't get 3 strikes here, you get one warning, after that you know the rules, and in this case you've chosen to ignore them.[/color]


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Nice attempt at getting some back door sales.

Smoke a cigar!!

This douche has shown up on some other boards as well, trying to offer "reduced shipping" as an incentive to buy from his half-assed website. Nice try dickus!

i think this user was deemed a "Bot" on a few other sites, so thats why theres never any responses or compliance.

[quote author=BigRon link=topic=9132.msg49313#msg49313 date=1303833244]
i think this user was deemed a "Bot" on a few other sites, so thats why theres never any responses or compliance.
[/quote]

I banned the name, email and 5 or 6 IPs after confirming that nobody else was using them.  Hopefully they are gone.

I forgot they have automated assholes now lol

[quote author=BigRon link=topic=9132.msg49313#msg49313 date=1303833244]
i think this user was deemed a "Bot" on a few other sites, so thats why theres never any responses or compliance.
[/quote]

Good job Wade.

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How do you solve a problem like Maria...

My kids have been watching that movie non stop...that song has been playing in my head all month... :tears:

Well I just had a very nice conversation with the online customer service rep at bnb. Raul C = Me:



Please wait for the next available representative…

Raul C: Hello can you help me with locating something?

You are next in queue. We will be with you in just a moment.

BnB Tobacco: This is BnB Tobacco Customer Service Online, how can I help you today?

Raul C: I see that you sell Cohiba cigars, but I am looking for ones that come in the glass top boxes? Can you guys get those?

BnB Tobacco: All the products that we have available can be seen in our website. Basically, if its not found in there, we dont carry it.

Raul C: OK, you don't do special orders?

BnB Tobacco: Unfortunately, we do not.

Raul C: hmmmm ok, can you reccomend something which I may enjoy based on my like of the cohibas?

BnB Tobacco: I am not familiar with the product you are looking for since we dont carry it. We have a search box in the website, you may type the word Cohiba and all the Cohiba we have available will be populated.

Raul C: It doesn't seem to work I get this error: An unexpected error has occured on this page. The system admistrators have been notified and will work to resolve this error as quickly as possible. Please feel free to contact us with the information surrounding the error at 888-883-5596 between 10am-6pm EST

Raul C: Do you actually work for BNB and smoke cigars or are you a call center type person?
BnB Tobacco: What browser are you using?

BnB Tobacco: O work directly for BnB Tobacco and we are not affiliated w/ any call center.

Raul C: I'm not browsing, I really want to buy something

BnB Tobacco: I suggest you try the Cohiba Churchill 25ct Box

BnB Tobacco: Cohiba (Red Dot) Churchill Natural cigars combine long-aged Dominican Cuban-seed fillers, rare Indonesian Jember binders and savory African Cameroon wrappers hand-rolled into a rich-tasting, perfectly-balanced and creamy-smooth smoke.

Raul C: Those look good is $275 a good price for those?

BnB Tobacco: They are one of the finest.

Raul C: I've never heard of a jember binder can you tell me what that is?

BnB Tobacco: This famous brand, is composed of a Dominican filler, an Indonesion Jember binder and a Cameroon wrapper. To make it into a Cohiba cigar, the tobacco must be aged up to four years and only the highest quality leaves are used.

Raul C: Yes I can read, my question is what is a jember binder, if you work in the tobacco industry you must know right? Are you holding out on me for some reason?

BnB Tobacco: I was just answering your question based on the information that I have.

Raul C: You just copied that info off the website, seriously what is secret of the Jember binder, I need to know before I spend $275 on these

BnB Tobacco: I dont have any other information but the same one I answered, Jember binder is used to make a Cohiba Cigar where the tobacco must be aged up to four years and only the highest quality leaves are used, which makes the Cohiba Cigars significantly special.

BnB Tobacco: Moreover, its a manufacturer''s secret, I could not tell you more than what they told us,

Raul C: AH so it is a secret, I knew it. What if I say the magic word will you tell me then?

BnB Tobacco: I have no other information I can provide aside from the one I have mentioned above.

Raul C: I guess I can't buy the cigars then, shame too I really wanted to spend my ever declining american dollars at your web store. Do you sell any other secret cigars that you can tell me about?

BnB Tobacco: Like I said, all the products available are available for browsing in our website.

Raul C: OK next time I want to just browse i'll check it out. Thank you come again.