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[url=http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN1319327520071213]Samurai Swords[/url]!  Does this seem really stupid to anyone else?

Every one knows that those sneaky samurai Bastiges are to blame for killing hours of young mens time as they watch all that anime, and old black/white movies.Surely you can understand how this can be a viable follow up to the Brady Bill... Who knows, maybe they will get nicknamed the Brady Bunchabills.

Oh wait, I was wrong. The sneaky bastiges are the ninjas. I get confused sometimes. They got swords and funny metal stars and claws and they wear black at night. Definitely anti-social behavior involved there..

Maybe we can get Al Gore to explain how they ninjas are also contributing to global warming with there disappearing puff of smoke. Yeah, now we got a campaign. Ruthless killers who are ruining the worlds ecology.



nm.. continue on.

Remember when they out law samurai swords only out law samurai will have swords ???





Just another ninja plot to take over the world ???




Sometimes I just confuse myself............like now ???

oh, I see the connection now. An outlaw Samurai is known as a ronin.
Robert Deniro starred in a movie by that name.
He also starred in a movie called Taxi Driver. His character was a psycho killer in New York.
So by somewhat deductive reasoning, we could infer that psycho killer taxi drivers in New York are also Ronin and so we must outlaw Samurai Swords to protect the, um, the... other people who listen to this kinda drivel.

Actually, she should be going after steak knives and scissors.  Those two items kill/injure twice as many people as samurai swords.

What a friggin' moron! :finger:

[quote author=SRex link=topic=519.msg7572#msg7572 date=1197636716]
Actually, she should be going after steak knives and scissors.  Those two items kill/injure twice as many people as samurai swords.

What a friggin' moron! :finger:
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Scissors are OK just don't run with them in your hand!

[quote]Scissors are OK just don't run with them in your hand![/quote]

I always break my scissors with a rock before running with them.  I then cover the rock with paper for added saftey.  :bigup:

[quote author=Tech link=topic=519.msg7586#msg7586 date=1197757664]
I always break my scissors with a rock before running with them.  I then cover the rock with paper for added saftey.   :bigup:
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  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :bigup:

ROFLMFAO  :bait: