Post-marital Lingual Problems
Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 3:52 am
After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stops in his New York neighborhood barbershop to say hello to his friends.
Giovanni says, "Hey, Luigi, How was-a da treep?"
Luigi replies, "Everything was-a perfect except for da train-a ride down."
"What-a you mean, Luigi?" asks Giovanni.
"Well, we board-a da train at-a Grand Central Station. My beautiful Virginia, she pack a big basket a' food, with vino and-a cigars for me, and-a we were looking-a forward to da trip. All was okay until we got-a hungry and opened up-a da lunch-a basket.
"The conductor came by, wag his-a finger at us, and-a say, 'No eat in dees-a car. Must use-a dining car.'
"So, me and-a my beautiful Virginia, we go to dining car, eat a big-a lunch, and begin to open a bottle of vino.
"Conductor walk by again, wag-a his finger and say, 'No drink in dees-a car. Must use-a club-a car.'
"So we go to club-a car. While-a drinking vino, I start-a to light my big cigar. The conductor, he wag-a his finger again and say, 'No smoke-a in dees-a car. Must-a go to smoker car.'
"We go to smoker car, and I smoke-a my cigar.
"Later, my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to sleeper car and-a go to bed. We just about to have-a sex and the conductor, he walk-a through corridor shouting at top of his voice, 'NO'FOLK-A VIRGINIA! NO'FOLK-A VIRGINIA!' "Next time, I'm-a drive-a down."