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Re: Tasteless Jokes

Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 3:15 am
by TripleLigero
Why didn't Clinton insist for that Cuban kid Elian Gonzales to stay in the States?.................Because last time when he told where to put a Cuban, he got impeached!!!!!!!

Re: Tasteless Jokes

Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 7:11 pm
by Knuck42
Q:  Why do women pierce their navel?

A:  So they have a place to hang the air freshener!

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Re: Tasteless Jokes

Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 9:42 am
by TripleLigero
The best part of being married, is that you get to be a gynocologist, without going through medical school!

Re: Tasteless Jokes

Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:44 am
by Ryan
3 guys walk into a bar....the 4th guy ducks.  heh heh.  you know it's funny.  :smiley-cool:

Re: Tasteless Jokes

Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 6:11 am
by jimbobber
I thought the thread title read "Tasteless Smokes," and I just wanted to find out what cigars to avoid. I guess the joke's on me.

Re: Tasteless Jokes

Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 2:43 pm
by Knuck42
[quote]I thought the thread title read "Tasteless Smokes," and I just wanted to find out what cigars to avoid. I guess the joke's on me[/quote]LMAO!  Good one!

Re: Tasteless Jokes

Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 10:20 am
by TripleLigero
[quote author=Knuck42 link=topic=33.msg27636#msg27636 date=1281917944]
A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same : "You can have mine."
[/quote]

LOL! Isn't that the truth!

Re: Tasteless Jokes

Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 10:22 am
by TripleLigero
Why do married men die before they wives? Because we want to!

Re: Tasteless Jokes

Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:37 am
by sigsauer
what do you get when you punch a dead baby 100 times?



an erection*

Re: Tasteless Jokes

Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 7:05 pm
by Knuck42
Q:Do you know why they call it PMS?

A:Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken.