Tasteless Jokes

[TripleLigero]

Why didn't Clinton insist for that Cuban kid Elian Gonzales to stay in the States?.................Because last time when he told where to put a Cuban, he got impeached!!!!!!!

[Knuck42]

Q:  Why do women pierce their navel?

A:  So they have a place to hang the air freshener!

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[TripleLigero]

The best part of being married, is that you get to be a gynocologist, without going through medical school!

[Ryan]

3 guys walk into a bar....the 4th guy ducks.  heh heh.  you know it's funny.  :smiley-cool:

[jimbobber]

I thought the thread title read "Tasteless Smokes," and I just wanted to find out what cigars to avoid. I guess the joke's on me.

[Knuck42]

[quote]I thought the thread title read "Tasteless Smokes," and I just wanted to find out what cigars to avoid. I guess the joke's on me[/quote]LMAO!  Good one!

[TripleLigero]

[quote author=Knuck42 link=topic=33.msg27636#msg27636 date=1281917944]
A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same : "You can have mine."
[/quote]

LOL! Isn't that the truth!

[TripleLigero]

Why do married men die before they wives? Because we want to!

[sigsauer]

what do you get when you punch a dead baby 100 times?



an erection*

[Knuck42]

Q:Do you know why they call it PMS?

A:Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken.