Tasteless Jokes

[Knuck42]

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.



Think about it... it'll come to you...

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[Knuck42]

A horse walks into a bar.  The bartender asks, 'Why the long face?'

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[Knuck42]

Q:  What's the difference between Ringling Brother, Barnum, & Baily Circus and the Miss America Pageant?

A:  The circus is a cunning array of stunts...

[Knuck42]

Q:  Why do women fake orgasms?

A:  Because they think we care!

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[atomross13]

some good ones knuck42 like the circus miss America one

[Knuck42]

Two gay men were having sex in the shower, (not that there's anything wrong with that...) when the phone rings.  One guy says to the other, 'You answer it.'  The guy replies, 'No, you answer it.'  The first guy says, 'Alright but don't cum while I'm gone.  Remember, don't cum.'  When the guy returns he sees that there's cum splattered all over the walls and begins to throw a fit.  He screamed at the other guy, 'I told you not to cum!  I told you not to cum!'  The other guy replied, 'I didn't cum... I farted!!'  


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[Knuck42]

Thanks 13.  Digging way back into the old joke files for some of these.

[Knuck42]

Q:  How do you circumsize a redneck?

A:  Kick his sister in the chin!!

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[Knuck42]

A Rabi, a Priest, and a Cleric are all waiting at the bus stop.  A guy walks by and ask, 'Hey, what is this, some kind of joke?'

[cbandito]

How does that one go about the guy who wants to reward his kid, when the kid tells him he had sex for the 1st time?