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Re: Tasteless Jokes
Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:23 am
by Land Rover
[quote author=Tech link=topic=33.msg852#msg852 date=1176248385]
Wouldn't have been so bad if you hadn't been using her hand. :angl:
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Now that was good, wish i thought od that :bigup: :bigup:
Re: Tasteless Jokes
Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:28 am
by Tech
That's actually from another old joke....
Two old ladies had never seen a porno flick before and wanted to before they died. One afternoon the went into a theater and started watching. About 10 minutes into the movie one leaned over to the other and said 'Martha, the guy beside me is masturbating'
Martha replied 'Maybe we should move' to which her friend replied 'I can't, he's using my hand'. :nana:
Re: Tasteless Jokes
Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:30 am
by atomross13
[quote author=Tech link=topic=33.msg879#msg879 date=1176251331]
That's actually from another old joke....
Two old ladies had never seen a porno flick before and wanted to before they died. One afternoon the went into a theater and started watching. About 10 minutes into the movie one leaned over to the other and said 'Martha, the guy beside me is masturbating'
Martha replied 'Maybe we should move' to which her friend replied 'I can't, he's using my hand'. :nana:
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:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Re: Tasteless Jokes
Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:37 am
by Land Rover
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?.........Well Hung
Why did the feminist cross the road..........To suck my dick
How can you tell if a woman has an orgasm?...........Who cares
Guess you don't have to wonder why i am single :tears:
Re: Tasteless Jokes
Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:44 am
by atomross13
[quote author=Land Rover link=topic=33.msg888#msg888 date=1176251838]
Guess you don't have to wonder why i am single :tears:
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but you are now a "full member" that might help getting some of the ladies. :cheers:
Re: Tasteless Jokes
Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:02 am
by Samurai
LMAO!!! Alright Rover what else you got? ;D
Re: Tasteless Jokes
Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:15 am
by ELittle
Whats worse than watching an old, fat hooker sit on a barstool?
Watching her slowly sink! :nana:
Re: Tasteless Jokes
Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:16 am
by atomross13
[quote author=ELittle link=topic=33.msg910#msg910 date=1176254139]
Whats worse than watching an old, fat hooker sit on a barstool?
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: bad but oh so funny
Watching her slowly sink! :nana:
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Re: Tasteless Jokes
Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:30 am
by Knuck42
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked guy?
A: How the hell do you eat with that thing?
:nana: :nana: :nana: :nana: :nana:
Re: Tasteless Jokes
Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:30 am
by atomross13
[quote author=Knuck42 link=topic=33.msg913#msg913 date=1176255006]
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked guy?
A: How the hell do you eat with that thing?
:nana: :nana: :nana: :nana: :nana:
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funny :rotf: