Tasteless Jokes

[Land Rover]

[quote author=Tech link=topic=33.msg852#msg852 date=1176248385]
Wouldn't have been so bad if you hadn't been using her hand.     :angl:
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Now that was good, wish i thought od that :bigup: :bigup:

[Tech]

That's actually from another old joke....


Two old ladies had never seen a porno flick before and wanted to before they died.  One afternoon the went into a theater and started watching.  About 10 minutes into the movie one leaned over to the other and said 'Martha, the guy beside me is masturbating'

Martha replied 'Maybe we should move' to which her friend replied 'I can't, he's using my hand'.  :nana:

[atomross13]

[quote author=Tech link=topic=33.msg879#msg879 date=1176251331]
That's actually from another old joke....


Two old ladies had never seen a porno flick before and wanted to before they died.  One afternoon the went into a theater and started watching.  About 10 minutes into the movie one leaned over to the other and said 'Martha, the guy beside me is masturbating'

Martha replied 'Maybe we should move' to which her friend replied 'I can't, he's using my hand'.  :nana:
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:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

[Land Rover]

What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?.........Well Hung
Why did the feminist cross the road..........To suck my dick
How can you tell if a woman has an orgasm?...........Who cares

Guess you don't have to wonder why i am single :tears:

[atomross13]

[quote author=Land Rover link=topic=33.msg888#msg888 date=1176251838]

Guess you don't have to wonder why i am single :tears:
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but you are now a "full member" that might help getting some of the ladies.  :cheers:

[Samurai]

LMAO!!! Alright Rover what else you got?  ;D

[ELittle]

Whats worse than watching an old, fat hooker sit on a barstool?


















Watching her slowly sink!  :nana:

[atomross13]

[quote author=ELittle link=topic=33.msg910#msg910 date=1176254139]
Whats worse than watching an old, fat hooker sit on a barstool?

:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: bad but oh so funny


















Watching her slowly sink!  :nana:
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[Knuck42]

Q:  What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

A:  How the hell do you eat with that thing?

:nana: :nana: :nana: :nana: :nana:

[atomross13]

[quote author=Knuck42 link=topic=33.msg913#msg913 date=1176255006]
Q:  What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

A:  How the hell do you eat with that thing?

:nana: :nana: :nana: :nana: :nana:
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funny  :rotf: