Master Gates

[stogiedude]

Somebody has to point out the obvious, you certainly dont seem to get it.
And nursery school huh? 
With all your whining and name calling you seem more suited for short pants and nap time then me.  Go get u a blanket and your sippee cup and find a corner to put your nose in.

[Knuck42]

Name calling?  I believe that was your contribution to this thread.  It began with your lofty statement about, and I quote, "Chimp screaming."  But you know what, I'm sorry, I get it now.  I didn't realize before, YOU ARE A TROLL.  See I thought you were just old fashioned stupid, but now I see you're an antagonistic troll.  The type that participates little except to rile things up. Please don't stop.  The entertainment value is often quite good, though in your case not yet.  But cary on, you may get good at it yet, and hey, that would at least be one thing you're good at. 

[stogiedude]

Wow, real internet tough guy huh?
How about i type a little slower since i know you are having problems keeping up.
You have been the one doing all the name calling all along on this thread. 
Liar, suck-up, stogiedouche.
Remember it now?
How bout you crawl back under your rock now and let the grownups have a serious conversation.  You are obviously under equiped in the mental acuity department.
I dont know,
Maybe knuck is short for knuckledragger.
With all your false bravado and slurs you certainly fit the mold.

[Knuck42]

False bravado?  No.  Nice try though, calling the masculinity into question to draw attention away from the fact that you are arguing an undefendable position.  See here's the thing.  This guy Master Gates is a known liar.  Since you are slow I will repeat that L-I-A-R.  (Hell, the owner/admin/moderator of this board posted as much on this very thread, but aparently this was lost on your low IQ totin' ass).  Would you knowingly do business with a liar?  (Perhaps you would, you actually seem dull enough.)  Aparantly you're sweet on him, but that doesn't change the facts.  Having come on this board a mili-second ago you know nothing of them.

Master Gates, set up shop here, gouged under the the pretense that he was selling off his old stock that he'd bought many years ago because he was getting out of the hobby.  When asked about high prices he attributed them to guessing as it had been soooo long since he'd purchaced the boxes in question.  Coincidently the vast majority of the boxes he was selling had box codes that matched with the box codes being blown out by popular vendors at rediculously deep discounts.  This was far from creative.  Many gouging douchbags used this bullshit.  His sales all followed the same pattern.  (And this was uniquely
Master Bates).  Set the price high and do literally dozens of price drops that equaled about .10-.25 per stick until someone was either dumb enough or unknowing enough to bite.  Noteworthy is that at the same time that he was doing this and claiming to be getting out of the hobby he was on another board buying high end sticks.  He was run off of CF for this and when called out on it did the Ralph Kramden hum-in-a- hum-in-a hum-in-a, tucked tail, and ran. 

He then disappeared for quite a long a while and resurfaced a few months back.  Since resurfacing his prices seem for the most part, more in line with where the market currently is.  (But there have been some tell tale signs that he is here for the same reasons as before.  Like the '01 Hoyo Churchills that he posted for way higher then the deep discount price that he undoubtedly bought them for.)  But this changes nothing.  He has lied and gouged and many BOTL's want nothing to do with such members of this community based upon that alone.  (This has to do with principle stogiedouche so try to follow along as best as someone devoid of them can).  There will always be the "If You Don't Like The Price Just Don't Buy And Move Along" school of thought.  And there will never be a shortage of guys willing to suck the dick of a known scumbag in order to get a decent price on some smokes.  Scumbags count on these unprincipled jamotes to leave positive feedbacks and do exactly what you're doing for Master Bates right now.  That you're blind to this is the subject of much eye rolling and jokes for those of us for whom this is so obvious.   

But see douchey old boy, this is the Battle Zone, the place that has been set aside for posting about such things. Even a cursery glance at the threads here will bear this out.  If that bothers you too fuckin' bad. Snivle all you want, antagonize, piss and moan about how you don't like it, keep sucking Master Bates' dick.  Those of us who know him and his kind for who and what they are will keep laughing.           

[stogiedude]

So still with the name calling?  What are you 12?  
You are like a one note symphony to the tune of "gougher"
Who appointed you board sheriff anyway?
Since you are having trouble following the train of thought i pulled this up for younto read.
[i]Quote from: Xtr

Well, in general it is a good idea to keep good sources to your self.  In the past ten or so yrs on the WWW I've seen more than a couple ruined by publicity.  They now have closed customer lists and you only get in with a recommendation, or they just don't do it and people had problems.  

Second, I've watched this conversation for a while and stayed out of it, but I will say that I believe in the free market.  As for the concept of BOTL, HA!    I personally know a lot of people from the boards  that I wouldn't piss on if they were on fire.   Just because someone smokes cigars has very little to do with whether or not I am going to like you.  I will go on to say that the common interest has brought be together with some of the best friends in my life today.  

It is all fine and dandy if you want to call people out here, I completely support the community policing itself, but nobody has appointed you as the net nanny for the cigar community on the WWW either.  

There is a reason people come to this site, it is to purchase cigars that they can't get where they are, whether that be regional releases or Tat Blacks, availability, or the lack thereof does in fact have a value.  Having something in the TSBC to sell generates traffic, traffic generates interest and interest will get people posting the things that you want.  

p.s., I find the $5 price drops hilarious[/i]

Direct from the owner/admin
You just keep throwing out insults and chimp screaming to any who will listen.  Maybe you really are that infantile that you Love to hear yourself prattle on and on.  
I really dont know why you seem to think that being the thread cop is your job.
Maybe you are lonely and being internet tough guy is your outlet..
Maybe if you ask nicely your mom will let you out of the basement you live in and you can go for a ride in your 78 camaro and let your mullet flap in the breeze.  
Have a nice life and
Now kindly fuck off and die.


EDIT: [i]I put the quote in italics for the sake of clarity [/i]

[chenvt]

Yaya Friday!!!  Oh wait, wrong forum

[canadianbeaver]

[color=pink][color=pink][color=limegreen]Direct from the owner/admin
You just keep throwing out insults and chimp screaming to any who will listen.  Maybe you really are that infantile that you Love to hear yourself prattle on and on.  
I really dont know why you seem to think that being the thread cop is your job.
Maybe you are lonely and being internet tough guy is your outlet..
Maybe if you ask nicely your mom will let you out of the basement you live in and you can go for a ride in your 78 camaro and let your mullet flap in the breeze.  
Have a nice life and
Now kindly fuck off and die.[/color][/color][/color]

My next tattoo.

Thank you.

[Knuck42]

So in one breath you insult and in the next insult someone for their insulting comments.  Hypocracy thy name is stogiedouche!  LMAO!!  And you sure do seem to know a lot about what goes into leasding a pathetic existence.  It's like you speak from experience.  No matter, keep it up.  If it weren't you it would be someone else defending this douche that has been run off multiple boards.  Quite entertaining actually.  :)

[stogiedude]

So you are saying I pretty much nailed it for you?  It's amazing how much some silly Internet bulletin board can people riled up.

Maybe next weekend mom will let you take the camaro for an oil change. That should be a good outing for you. Don't forget to wear your helmet cause I know how much you like licking the windows.

[Knuck42]

Wow, now we're just making it up as we go along huh?  Alrighty then!