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[quote author=family guy link=topic=9799.msg54021#msg54021 date=1307648083]
Two thumbs up to the beaver and Addiction you're a moron. This clown does not even state which reserve year it is.

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We selling No 2 or No 4???

BUt hey,  at 575 they must be real.  :nana:
[/quote]Of course I'm a moron because I know what a Monte Reserva actually is and how much it cost at OR and what its worth now. Unlike you. I'm also a moron for knowing that the #2 shape is called a Gran Reserva, not a Reserva I suppose? And that while its a bellicose shape its not truly a number 2 size. Unlike you.

Actually as I examine it maybe moron means something different than you think it means.  Maybe you meant to call me a Mormon, which would also be wrong. Why is it always the dood who dont know shit about shit calling other people morons? I wont say you dont know your ass from a hole in the ground but I bet there are shovels and weed and feed stored in your bathroom.

Why dont you just put your tinfoil hat back on before the aliens start scanning your brain again?

I dont know why, but I am shocked every time I come here at the level of stupidity shown by some of the members.  CB you are the dumbest fucking member of any cigar board out there.  You really should just shut up and let those who know what the fuck is going on speak.  For example, if someone is selling something why offer them some shitty coffee.  If he wanted coffee it would be a WTT.  Instead you go out there give us all something else to laugh at you about.  Please, CB, just stop typing in threads, go do reviews for some shitty house blend that you probably smoke the hell out of.    

Family Guy, please stop. We will be smoking next Tuesday at Baileys in Arlington.  Here is an open invite to the herf so we can discuss some of your misconceptions about Matt and other various topics.  I honestly do not think you're a lost cause with cigars.  However, CB is beyond fucking hopeless but I think with you, some education and deep breaths there will be hope.  

[quote author=family guy link=topic=9799.msg54025#msg54025 date=1307648795]
LMAO  "Trust trumps everything" until you find out you have been getting fuked and have a box full of fake cigars. I would rather buy cigars on facts, info and background.
[/quote]You live in Maryland.  I live in Leesburg.  Drive down here why dont you.  I have a box, one single box fo fakes that I got from an untrusted source off this board.

How can you trust in knowledge jackass when you dont have any?  I do specifically mean you of course, you are dumd as a box of fucking rocks.  I mean you dont even know what a Monte Reserva IS yet you present yourself as the champion of knowledge.  But I also mean anyone just starting out.  Where do you get that knowledge?  Who among us hasnt discarded knowledge when they actually found the right answer to their question instead of the answer they thought was right. Oh thats right you havent.  Do you even know the earth is not actually flat or you still sticking with that gem?

[quote author=Clampdown link=topic=9799.msg54027#msg54027 date=1307648865]
I dont know why, but I am shocked every time I come here at the level of stupidity shown by some of the members.  CB you are the dumbest fucking member of any cigar board out there.  You really should just shut up and let those who know what the fuck is going on speak.  For example, if someone is selling something why offer them some shitty coffee.  If he wanted coffee it would be a WTT.  Instead you go out there give us all something else to laugh at you about.  Please, CB, just stop typing in threads, go do reviews for some shitty house blend that you probably smoke the hell out of.    

Family Guy, please stop. We will be smoking next Tuesday at Baileys in Arlington.  Here is an open invite to the herf so we can discuss some of your misconceptions about Matt and other various topics.  I honestly do not think you're a lost cause with cigars.  However, CB is beyond fucking hopeless but I think with you, some education and deep breaths there will be hope.  
[/quote]Thats soooooo wrong.  Family Guy is pretty damn stupid.  if he ain't the king of stupid people he is at least in the top five of the stupid royal family line of succession.

 

Family Guy, please stop. We will be smoking next Tuesday at Baileys in Arlington. Here is an open invite to the herf so we can discuss some of your misconceptions about Matt and other various topics.  I honestly do not think you're a lost cause with cigars.  However, CB is beyond fucking hopeless but I think with you, some education and deep breaths there will be hope.  
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Thanks for the offer, but I am at the beach most weekends in the summer. If you are ever around Del/MD, let me know.My misconceptions are based on the information he has provided, Which is none. I would figure that after what has gone on here in the past month. If someone wanted to sell high end stuff. They would provide as much info as possible.

MO on buy high end cigar's is. There are fake until proven real.  I still waiting to see feedback for the 98 partagas he sold.

Sellers add as much information as necessary to move their products.  Clearly because you do not know the seller, you do not feel comfortable purchasing because you do not have enough information.  I'm sure that if Matt had any problem selling his cigars, he would add pictures, and additional info in order to get people to buy.  I don't know why you insist on impugning the reputations of respected individuals in the cigar community, but you seem to find pleasure in it.  People would take you more seriously if you stopped making blind accusations, and started by getting to know some people.  I'm sure my advice will fall on deaf ears, but I'm trying to help you out.

It is difficult to interpret your tone and intentions at time, and that's probably just a failure of internet message boards as a communication medium, but grammar and proper formatting makes people more likely to take you seriously.  I'm not the grammar police, but I can see that in many of your posts you seem to randomly capitalize letters and omit spaces.  Simple things like that make it hard for people to read your intentions.

Just so you know, by calling Matt out on this and other previous sales, without evidence I might add, you are letting your ignorance show.  I understand adding a fancy band would not make these cigars worth it to you, but you're more than welcome to let these cigars pass by.  I'm sure many would say the same thing about many high end goods, but there is a market for them otherwise they would not be produced.  Can you provide any concrete evidence as to how you know he is selling fake cigars beyond the fact that you "just don't trust him" and he hasn't posted any additional info?  Also, the more you defend indefensible positions, the less likely you make it that people are going to listen to you in the future.  I'm going to assume you only have the best of intentions and as such are trying to protect the community from another potential bad seller, but if you are not careful in who you accuse, you will quickly become the "boy who cried wolf."  It appears for some of the other members here you already have.

:cheers:

FYI i know Matt well and have bought from him and sold to him and traded with him.  just saw a box of these sell for $700 on another board.  i know the provenance of these cigars and can guarantee with my reputation they are legit.  i guess that's the point here: know your seller/vendor.  unlike TL who appeared and sold stuff that was nowhere else to be found, Matt has been around for along time and sells stuff that is legit.

Well enough said.

[quote author=family guy link=topic=9799.msg54036#msg54036 date=1307653466]
Well enough said.
[/quote]Your goddamn right it's enough said, you fkkin bird brain.  This is the second time you have pulled this shit with me, and once again you come off looking like a complete bozo, nothing more than a troll, and a total fkkin moron.  

You ask about the 98 Partagas?  They were 92 Partagas Lusis.  Ask the guy who bought them, I know him well, and he has smoked more vintage Lusi's than probably anyone here.  He is very happy with them.  IF you still want to go down that road with me then resurrect your last thread, and continue to look like a tool.

Thank you to all the Brothers that have chimed in, I do appreciate it, very much, and it is a damn shame that bullshit like this has to happen, but we will deal with it each and every time.

[quote author=canadianbeaver link=topic=9799.msg54020#msg54020 date=1307647612]
The issue here is not so much cost, and pardon me for speaking up here, but I have now learned something.

The issue here is now provenance. If you have dropped a name like Monte Reserva, and a $575 price tag, at least add the appropriate information to give the sale some guts.

CB
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What kind of information do you expect him to give? What vendor he bought them from? If you expect that kind of info to be posted in every sales thread then you obviously have learned nothing in your short time on the boards. If people don't know the guy and question the authenticity then they should PM him and inquire. Don't expect that kind of info to be handed to you on a silver platter.