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Re: Tasteless Jokes

Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:20 am
by hdlr

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.

"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper.

"Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.

The Troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some great news. Which do you want to hear first?"

Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."

The Trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."

"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"

The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound King Crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her."

Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?"

The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow." 

Re: Tasteless Jokes

Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 6:02 pm
by Samurai
???

Re: Tasteless Jokes

Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:53 pm
by atomross13
that was funny hdlr  :bigup:

Re: Tasteless Jokes

Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 12:47 am
by OlBlue
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :clap: :clap: :clap:

Having had to endure several hours of the crab fishing programs on tv cuz wife likes them, this actually was funny... gotta go tell her bout it.

Re: Tasteless Jokes

Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 2:07 am
by ELittle
haha. :bait:

Re: Tasteless Jokes

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 12:00 am
by Land Rover
Why do Tampons have strings????? so crabs can go bungee jumping

Re: Tasteless Jokes

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 12:03 am
by Samurai
:worthless:

Re: Tasteless Jokes

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 12:22 am
by Land Rover
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:worthless:
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[move]Ok, thats just plain disgusting[/move]

Re: Tasteless Jokes

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 12:23 am
by atomross13
I have to agree with land rover

Re: Tasteless Jokes

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 12:56 am
by froglicker77
Bungee jumping crab's LMFAO!! ;D  ;D