Cowboy Joke

[niterider56]

A cowboy who is visiting Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them he comes back to the bar and orders three more.

The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know beer goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."

The cowboy replies, "Well you see I have two brothers. One is in Arizona and the other is in Colorado. When we all left Texas we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."

The bartender admits that this a nice custom and leaves it there.

The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.

One day he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for a second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."

The cowboy look quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.

"Oh no, everbody's just fine," he exclaims, "It's just that my wife and I joined he Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking. Hasn't affected my brothers though.

[atomross13]

goodone, heard it with and Irish man instead of a cowboy though

[Samurai]

:bigup:

[Tech]

:cheers:

[terrantheman]

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[froglicker77]

:bangin:

[Knuck42]

Now that's funny right there, I don't care who you are... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Land Rover]

Ha