Tasteless Jokes

[Land Rover]

Two gay guys are sitting in their apartment ( not that there is anything wrong with living in an apartment) with nothing to do.  The one Cock smoker turns to the pillow biter and asks if he wants to play a game.  He says sure, what do you want to play.  The bottom of the two says, lets play hide and seek, and if you find me, i will blow you.  The pitcher says, what if i don't find you?  The other says, well in that case, i will be hiding behind the couch.

[Land Rover]

Whats a blond and a plane have in common?.......They both have a black box.


Why did the Blond get fired from the M & M Factory?......She kept throwing all the W's away.


Whats a lesbian dinosaur called?.....lick-alotta-puss


How do you fit four homosexuals on a bar stool?......... turn it upside down.
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[opusXmarco]

Three guys sitting on a couch...which one is the cocksucker?





The one spitting feathers.... :lookatme:

[Savant]

Keep 'em cumming, some of these are pretty funny!

Glenn

[Tech]

What's grey and comes in quarts?







An elephant! 



That one is so old I'll beat it myself  :horse:

[Land Rover]

you want old....Why didn't Helen keller scream when she fell down the well?............................She had mittens on :nana:

[Savant]

Q. What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?

A. Throw in a load of wash.

Glenn

[Land Rover]

What do you call the useless skin around a vagina??...............................................A woman :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

[Samurai]

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That one is so old I'll beat it myself  :horse:
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Huh?  :-\

[opusXmarco]

What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?







Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12